OrgConfessions.com At DF19 we have 2 sessions on @OrgConfessions which should entertaining (and painful) . https://success.salesforce.com/sessions?eventId=a1Q3A000021ea1UUAQ#/sessions
Also we're printing an OrgConfessions book. Collect your free copy and stickers from the Elements.cloud stand in the Trailblazer area
We had 40 new confessions this week, so it was too hard to pick just one winner:
Confession #309
Rebuilt 89 webservices from an old custom CRM… Without documentation or access to the legacy code, just the name.
Confession #322
I worked for an org (pre-Lightning) with a custom Visualforce “skin” on the Leads page. It recreated the standard leads page but with a few small bells and whistles, like custom filters on related lists etc. So any change to the lead page needed a developer to add a field. Also, it used 57 SOQL queries JUST to load the page. The org also had so much trigger recursiveness that changing the shipping address postcode on a child record caused the dreaded TOO MANY SOQL QUERIES error.
I left the job after a year. My last 6 weeks were spent bringing the org’s test coverage from just skating by on 75%, to 85%. Six weeks to get a 10% jump. *headdesk*