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Ladies & gentlemen. We have the OrgConfessions.com 2019 winner. I think we can stop now.

Confession #545

My employer made a stupid decision a few months ago to replace half of the team working on the CRM technology team with a partner that is providing 100% offshore resources. The offshore team is so bad even if I send them requirements with correct spelling they misspell everything. When I was at Dreamforce they were supposed to add two fields “product count” and “subscription count” along with some automaton. I came back from Dreamforce to see that we have fields have been misspelled and called “product_c*nt” and “subscription_c*nt”. (replace * with u). Because these fields are referenced in apex they refused to fix the API name. This is a huge salesforce partner. This is the quality of work they provide.