An appreciation of the Patron Saint of "The Power of 1"
#PowerOf1
Some facts...
He once parallel parked a train.
His two cents is worth $37 and change.
It has never been “his” bad.
he can speak French, in Russian.
He lives vicariously through himself.
He once taught a German shepherd to bark in Spanish.
He’s been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into a room.
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
You can see his charisma from space.
His blood smells like cologne.
His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
The pheromones he secretes have been known to affect people miles away, in a slight but measurable way.
If he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off the strong desire to thank him.